Calum Redmond

A no good filthy Queensland cunt. Good at stealing girlfriends.
Untrustworthy
Two-faces

I got fucking Calum Redmond'd!

by IsisKarma November 9, 2011

Calum

a cool person who loves ducks and has very much rizz

Look at Jerome being a Calum bro

by Game Prime February 19, 2023

Calum

If you ever come across a calum run for the hills. Calum may seem kind, loving and caring but once comfortable, calum will show his true colours. Calums are heartbreaks, don't give a fuck about anyone but themselves and I wish I never met a calum. Calums pretend to care about you and your problems but really he'll use them to break you down.

Omg... her ex is SUCH a calum

by Candle_burn January 23, 2024

Calumate

"Calumate"? The act of turning any situation into a playful and engaging quiz.

When the professor put an unsolved equation on the board, Barack calumated the situation by trying to actually solve it.

by Abraham Chimney January 27, 2024

calum

calum

this is the most fucked up cookie Cunt fucker I’ve ever fucking met. this motherfucker doesn’t fuck around and crushes cookies for a fucking living. cookie As in pussies bro cookies are pussies. he will cheat on you with another girl. fucking cunt ass bitch

“ew look at that guy he looks like such a fucking Calum”

“oh yeah. i wouldn’t go near that guy. looks like he gets no pussy”

by iknowyourtruth February 3, 2024

dirty calum

when you snort a bump of fizzers right as your about to ejaculate inside your pillow

last night i got fucked up and did a dirty calum

by uidgame January 3, 2023

dirty calum

a dirty calum is when they snort a bump of fizzers off a prostitutes bum and right as they are about to ejaculate, they roll their foreskin up so they can store the cum in their dick and slurp it through a straw later

im a dirty calum and i know it bitch!

by uidgame January 3, 2023