Jody Crosby

Jody Crosby is an entity from a different planet. She gives people grades based on their race and religion. She DESPISES Jewish people, and will not accept their grade to be higher than a 90. If you are one of the few students she likes, you can do no wrong in her class. The worst of writings will get A’s when everyone else’s get B’s or C’s. She also goes by the nickname of Adolf Crosler, Crosbitch, or Crosnigga

White person-What did Jody Crosby give you on that writing?
Jewish Person - a fucking 75, even though my writing followed the rubric exactly!
White Person - oh, I got a 95, even though I put no effort into it at all. I bs’ed the whole thing and didn’t cite a single piece of evidence.

by Bignibbaman April 12, 2019

Austin Crosby

The kind of guy who would burn down your entire house when he gets bored.

"You better keep Austin Crosby entertained or you're screwed"

by Mrgiggity8292 October 26, 2017

Crosby

Crosby is a super strong and a really retarded guy at times he mostly enjoys hanging out and is super chill and doesn’t question it he just lets it happen. His friends are usually really short and some of his friends are super sporty like him. He also enjoys yogurt like a lot of yogurt and a lot of milk cuz he has those strong bones.

Hey Dave why did you eat all the yogurt. Dave: I don’t know guys I guess I was just kinda Crosby

by A large chocolate swirl November 20, 2017

Emilio Crosby

The ultimate simp man can’t get girls or boys if he tried, he would cuck if you dated him and asked, anal he’s into it!

Dude, you’re such an Emilio Crosby

by YusufHrafna April 25, 2020

Crosby

A Crosby is very attractive, and the prettiest girl you will ever see, and has two best friends. She always gets a lot, but her two best friends Get jealous, and always let her down. every good thing their friends read on urban dictionary, is really not true. One day, She will find new and real best friends, and reject her old friends. And Crosby will get the life of her dreams.

did you hear about the new girl?
Yeah, i think she so Crosby!

by 2009ME May 21, 2020

Crosby Diggers

When you finger a girl after a spicy crawfish dinner

She lit up when them Crosby diggers got inside Ol’ son

by The Medio Litro March 2, 2023

Leon Crosby

The most amazing sweetest man you could ever meet !! He always treats his girlfriend the best and always spoils her even when she’s a pain. Everyone loves Leon Crosby because he’s the bestest friend you could ever ask for !! He’s witty, smart, handsome and gorgeous

You’re so sweet today you’re such a Leon Crosby 💗

by Kmj2004 March 31, 2023