cats

small mammals that love you one day and then try to kill you the next.

Cats are very kind creatures.

by BounceFire December 2, 2021

Cat

The most special thing the universe has gifted humanity with.

The superior life-form.

Cats are life, cats are everything.
Cats are playful, fluffy and love cuddles, plus they're really funny and clever! But you still gotta give them personal space, or you will end up without an eye (exaggeration), treat them right and you'll have a lovely, smart companion for life!!

A: OMFG IT'S A CAT
B: OH MY GOSH IT'S SO CUTE.

by I_HateCapybaras July 20, 2022

cat

a tiny tiger that lives in your house

cat

by plutonium1887 November 19, 2021

Catness

Used to determine a level of catting off, usually at a workplace involving very little actual work or labor like an airport.

Tony : Adam bruh how the fuck do you have one shift a week and still somehow manage to call off for it every single week? Your catness levels are hitting all time highs!

Adam : Shut the fuck up Tony.

by iLiterallydonotmisslmaoooo June 10, 2021

cats

Like the term dog, but in Old School slang (bascially it means your friends.)

Ok cats, lets rumble!

by pimp daddy dollars March 7, 2005

the cat

Slang for the woman's vagina (or pussy)
Made popular by Sir Mix-A-Lot's song "Sprung on the Cat"

"Dont pet the cat if you just met the cat. If you're sprung on the cat, you might as well eat it."

by Ratchel the Dinosaur August 18, 2009

Cat

1) an animal usually found napping, playing with yarn, or being chased by a dog

2) nickname for "Catherine", and anyone nicknamed thus is automatically sweet and perfect, and yes: they sneeze rather like the animal cat

1) that cat tore up my couch!!!

2) Cat is so nice, she is my bff!!!

by cma2012 June 13, 2010