Battenburg Bellend

If your a men and women/men like to give you oral sex and you enjoy and do it alot

My neighbour Dave must have a Battenburg Bellend as I've seen alot of different women coming from his house at night.

by Moo I'm a cow! October 30, 2012

bertie bellend

an idiot

"you see that guy cross the motorway without looking?"

"what a bertie bellend"

by southwalessniper July 6, 2012

Bellend

Bellend means beautiful or pretty in the UK.

Person A: You look like a bellend!
Person B: Aw thank you, you look pretty too!
Person A: No bunda styll.
Person B: I don't have a dog I know.

by noshush January 27, 2023

Power bellend

Someone who is a bellend of the highest order.

Man I really dislike Chris, he's such a Power Bellend.

by Unreal_stuff January 31, 2024

Bellend

William Mccue

William mccue likes boys so he is a bellend

by Bellend lover August 22, 2020

Bellend

William mccue

William mccue likes the end of a Bobbie so he is a bellend

by Bellend lover August 22, 2020

Bellend

A bellend is a person who wears any type of clothery from spurs or any London club

"Morgan is a bellend she has a spurs hat and mask"

by shehgsgwbwe October 8, 2020