bard

A DMV slang that can mean you banned, on god, or putting something on someone.

1. you jhi bard from here
2.i can bard on my muva
3. bard!!?

by jwuwbeurnene December 26, 2024

bard

DMV Lingo
Slang word to admit that you're serious about something, like "I swear."

Jo: Aye twin, you hear what happened down at the lot?
Brodie: Nah fam, what happened?
Jo: ___ got robbed!
Brodie: Mannn, you lyin!
Jo: Bard I ain't lyin!?
Brodie: Bard?
Jo: Bard.

by crazybidder August 19, 2025

Bard

on god or merch

I bard he was fast on his feet

by actdrench September 22, 2025

Bard

The one selected to play music at events.

Yo, Bard! Put on some music!

by Peetsa January 8, 2026

bard simp

A version of a simp in which the simper writes or says something the simpee which the simp knows will never be said by anyone the simpee would actually be interested in, not in an effort to woo said simpee; just to know that for that reason alone, the simpee will always remember the simp in some way; even though the simp understands that it's not for love of the simp, but only resentment of the fact no one the simpee truly loves would ever say what the simp did

Bard simp: sometimes I like to guve the most over the top compliments to girls who I know don't like me just to ruin their life because the men they do want to love would never say anything like that
Becky: lol bard simp thinks he's the first bard simp
Bard simp: ah rats, fooled by my own ego once again

by Barkdoggy June 28, 2023

Bard

DMV slang for when you are saying on god

bardd you never spoke to her before? (On god)

by Oksooo June 4, 2024

bard

A un-religious way of saying “On God” originating from Maryland.

Shawn: “I Bod This my gf right here” *shows picture*
Markus: “YO THATS DALICE I KNOW HER!”
Shawn: “Say on bard moe”
Markus: “BARD WE USED TO TALK MOE”
Shawn: “Bro on bard we been together for 2 years so there’s no way”
Markus: “YO BOD WE WAS TALKING A MONTH AGO”
Shawn: “damn my gf a gunna.”

by whytheycallmepookie August 7, 2024