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Bando

RJ copelands house in burn brae green.
“I’m going to RJs house”. “Oh that bando”
by anonymous May 24, 2023
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Bando Durante

Bando Durante is the leader and founder of the glorious death cult, Mors Omnibus. He was born in the year 862 in East Francia making him not that old really if you think about it.

Bando Durante used to be a blacksmith (BOOORRIIIINNNNGGG) before he started the amazing cult. He sports beautiful, luscious hair and no flesh whatsoever. Despite his undead nature (which is far far superior than the living 🤢) he is very strong and cool and beautiful.

His hobbies include; knitting, sacrificial killings to strengthen higher powers, origami, reading, torturing the blasphemous and long walks on the beach at sunset.
I just saw Bando Durante in the catacombs, he's so cool!

O em gee!!! So true!!! I love it when he skins the blasphemous alive!!
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Mista Bando

A work colleague that acts sloth-like. Very slow movement. A high break to production ratio; more breaks, little production.
He's mista bando right now.

Mista bando do some moldings buddy.
by mista bando May 2, 2025
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Bando

"Screw you ya bando"
by PJSans March 15, 2024
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Bando

A unhappy place, that is cold.
The bando was abandoned & cold.
by coldinformationx January 16, 2026
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Bando Famous

Bando Famous:
Refers to someone well-known for selling drugs in a “bando” (an abandoned or active crack house). It signifies street notoriety and is often mentioned in rap lyrics to highlight their reputation in the drug scene.
Lee: Bruv, I keep hearing all these UK drill rappers rapping about being "Bando Famous," LOL.
Frank: Yeah bruv, they might as well be writing out their own confessions. They never learn LOL

Lee: Init, bruv! LOL .
Frank: LOL.
Lee: LOL.
by Jamie Cheese January 21, 2026
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