blew out a candle

what you tell your parents when you hotboxed your basement and at 2. am they come down and check on you they ask why the basement is so smokey.

Mom, we just blew out a candle, it makes a ton of smoke.

by bigboy frank October 1, 2017

Cordon Blew

An unexpectedly poor ejaculatory experience, whereby a man, in the throes of climax, expects to shoot a sailors rope, but instead the ejaculate simply oozes out the side, like the cheese in the interior of a freshly prepared chicken cordon bleu

Wumps: How was your wank?
Patrick Jr.: Not good chief, I cordon blew...

by Patrick B. Junior August 21, 2021

blew him out

dumped. kicked to the curb.

I caught him kissing my best friend so I blew him out.

by Auds October 22, 2013

Blew

Now if you wouldn't mind, I would like it blew
And if you wouldn't mind, I would like to lose
And if you wouldn't care, I would like to leave
And if you wouldn't mind, I would like to breathe

Is there another reason for your stain?
Could you believe who we knew stress or strain?
Here is another word that rhymes with shame

And if you wouldn't mind, I would like it blew
And if you wouldn't mind, I would like to lose
And if you wouldn't care, I would like to leave
And if you wouldn't mind, I would like to breathe

Is there another reason for your stain?
Could you believe who we knew stress or strain?
Here is another word that rhymes with shame, yeah

Is there another reason for your stain?
Could you believe who we knew stress or strain?
Here is another word that rhymes with shame, ah

You could do anything, you could do anything
You could do anything, you could do anything

You could do anything, you could do anything
You could do anything, you could do anything

Blew

by WorseThanHitler June 8, 2023

barn blew up

what you say to your gay friend when they ask what happened but you can’t be bothered to say the thing that actually happened because its boring and a barn blowing is way cooler.

“Why’d you leave early from class?” asks the gay friend in question.
“Barn blew up,” you reply.

by barnboy April 24, 2023

Bush blew

When you rub the tip of your cock on her pussys bush, and you blow your load on her labia Majoria and labia minor a at the same time.

Man, that girl I fucked last night i Bush blew her so hard.

by Back door dog July 3, 2018

blew blew

blew blew adj: a big ass babyfaced left tackle lookin motherfucker.

Shut yo mouf blew blew boyyyyyy. Ohhhhooohhhhhh!!!!!

by Chome Norris July 9, 2018