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Kelly Blew Book

Da official yearly "what it's typically worth" manual stating da average retail value of fellatio performed by women of different ages, body-types, and nationalities.
Anyone who arbitrarily repeats facts from da Kelly BLEW Book can so totally "BLOW it out his ear" --- each individual lady is different, and her capability and satisfaction have nothing whatever to do with her age, build, or nationality; it comes down to the level of "experience" she has, what her lips and tongue are like, how favorably she feels towards you, etc.
by QuacksO January 1, 2020
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blew out a candle

what you tell your parents when you hotboxed your basement and at 2. am they come down and check on you they ask why the basement is so smokey.
Mom, we just blew out a candle, it makes a ton of smoke.
by bigboy frank October 1, 2017
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Cordon Blew

An unexpectedly poor ejaculatory experience, whereby a man, in the throes of climax, expects to shoot a sailors rope, but instead the ejaculate simply oozes out the side, like the cheese in the interior of a freshly prepared chicken cordon bleu
Wumps: How was your wank?
Patrick Jr.: Not good chief, I cordon blew...
by Patrick B. Junior August 21, 2021
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blew him out

I caught him kissing my best friend so I blew him out.
by Auds October 22, 2013
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Bush blew

When you rub the tip of your cock on her pussys bush, and you blow your load on her labia Majoria and labia minor a at the same time.
Man, that girl I fucked last night i Bush blew her so hard.
by Back door dog July 3, 2018
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blew blew

blew blew adj: a big ass babyfaced left tackle lookin motherfucker.
Shut yo mouf blew blew boyyyyyy. Ohhhhooohhhhhh!!!!!
by Chome Norris July 9, 2018
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barn blew up

what you say to your gay friend when they ask what happened but you can’t be bothered to say the thing that actually happened because its boring and a barn blowing is way cooler.
“Why’d you leave early from class?” asks the gay friend in question.
“Barn blew up,” you reply.
by barnboy April 24, 2023
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