Anakin Skywalker

Anakin Skywalker is a former Jedi Knight in the fictional movies serious Star Wars, and he turned into the evil Sith Lord Darth Vader

Anakin Skywalker is the chosen one.

by TheUltraGamerPlays May 27, 2023

Anakin

A hot guy who hates sand with a passion.

He got a bit too hot and burned alive.

Once played fuck marry kill with padme but got confused and did all 3.

Likes to blame Obi wan kebobi

Obi wan: Anakin let's play fuck marry kill.
Anakin: okay. you go first

Obi wan: padme, -
Anakin: yes

by YouWereMybroAnakin April 3, 2023

Anakin the pervert

HE LOVES CHLOES BUTT CHEEKS

anakin the pervert likes little kids butt cheeks

by ChunkyOrangeJuice April 3, 2023

Anakin Skywalker

The chosen one who doesn't have the high ground, isn't a master, and really doesn't like sand

Anakin Skywalker: "I don't like sand, It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."

by MasterCheifTheFlyingBrick April 30, 2024

Anakin Skywalker

Dude does NOT like sand. "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere." -Anakin Skywalker Attack of the Clones 2002. He was also played by Hayden Christensen who is... AMAZING

OBI WAN: Hey Anakin, I never asked but do you like sand?

ANAKIN SKYWALKER: NEVER MENTION SAND EVER AGAIN TO ME OR I WILL TAKE THE HIGH GROUND AWAY FROM YOU

by .fun. April 30, 2024

Anakin's Thesis

When someone asks you if you've heard the tragedy of Darth Plagiarism the Wise.

Source: 'Seals are Good' youtube channel

"Did you hear Anakin's thesis? It makes me wanna drill a hole into my head!"

by Alyssa B. Happy February 2, 2026