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Alissa

Alissa is a definition of a cat she will love something and stick to it forever but when she hates something she's a fucking demon she will dig into your soul and let it bleed out till there is no blood anymore.

pros: acts like a mother, caring, sweet when she wants to be, gives out good advice, brings out happiness and will love you ( this is if your on her good sides... )

cons: very judgy, is very honest, can't say no when and if in a bad situation

Alissa is a god at chin-ups and has big muscles
I need an Alissa in my life
by your one and only choz June 5, 2023
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alissa dias

has a new online spouse everyday aka anthony noah vine introverted wendy etc etc
her only personality is her leg and reddit.
zesty
alissa diasieeee
by ANONYMOUSE AALOO February 15, 2023
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Alissa

the best girl in the world that can cheer u up, wipe away ur tears and always be by ur side. She is beautiful. Everything about her is attractive. She is perfect. (baba Yaga tupaya TUDAAAA)
"Alissa had an Oppenheimer!"
by anonymous November 6, 2023
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an absolute unit

pure 100pounds of pussy and muscle

absolute fucking thundercunt master
person one: omg have you seen alissa? she’s so fit

person two: heard she thundercunted her 3 month old cousin

person one: that’s fucking crazy

person two: i’d still smash her tho
by thundercuntkitty365 December 14, 2023
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A smelly bisexual who loves Runa and and girl. Their sexual preferences are girls and non-binaries. They are a non-binary who uses the name “Mico” which is preferred more than their birth name.
Boy: I love alissa but she doesn’t like guys.
Girl: Their preferred pronouns are they/them and they would prefer if you referred to them as Mico.
by Kuto January 6, 2021
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Alissa

Alissa's are usual bruh females, where if you say just one thing they berate you for anything and everything
"hey alissa"
"Shut yo crusty ass up"
"Damn bruh girl calm down"
by Sheeeeeesh_. March 26, 2021
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She's that smiley side grinned girl who says hi to everyone. You've been staring at her for quite a while now, but she looks in your direction. Gulping and glancing away quickly, you see her giggle in the corner of your eye. How you loved her laugh. Like a ringing melody and chorus of birds, she has such a bubbly optimistic personality. Everyone is friends with her and she is super nice and friendly. If you have a Alissa in yur life, make sure to cherish her forever. She can be insecure at times but if you are her lover, remind her that she is beautiful in and out.
Alissa made eye contact with me and smiled.

"Oh, god! She's coming this way!"
"Hii, how are you today?" she beams as I feel blush creeping on my face.
by hotdogwater2749 December 9, 2021
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