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I love the internet

when that fluff fic you wrote for that new character ended up posted right after porn of them
See also: I hate the internet
"huh. I wonder how many have also done this character given that hes new"
"33!? ALREADY!? Damn yall are fast."
"Wonder what they are."
"Okay, there's mine of course, and then-"
wtf
"I love the internet."
by I have autism January 13, 2026
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Ain't Love Grand

It's so hard to see when your eyes are rolling
In the back of your head
It's even harder to speak
When everything you say
Just comes out wrong
Gutted like a pig, all you want is the world to bleed
Someone somewhere stole your desire
The pain akin
To being punched in the throat and stabbed in the chest
You would rather bleed than be without her
Gone are the tender whispers dancing in your ears
Replaced with lackluster memories you cry
Your screams play in your empty room
It's so hard to see when your eyes are rolling
In the back of your head
It's even harder to speak
When everything you say
Just comes out wrong
Your bed swallows you whole
As the days bleed together, torment on the lips
Of a loved one, and if you try hard enough
You can almost taste her
Feel her breath and scream ("oh God why me?")
You would rather bleed than be without her
Gone are the tender whispers dancing in your ears
Replaced with lackluster memories you cry
Your screams play in your empty room
It's so hard to see when your eyes
Are rolling in the back of your head
It's even harder to speak
When everything you say
Just comes out wrong

Ain't Love Grand
by Txorromorro January 13, 2026
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Groupie Love

When a nice young girl is in love with a boy’s mind, body, and soul.
by Lana Love January 16, 2025
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Force Love

To make love, but H A R D E R and M A N L I E R.
You pussys make love, real men force love. That’s why I get bitches and you get none.
by Musty Musk Man January 17, 2025
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loving memory

Reminiscence about a departed human, but in either of two completely-opposite forms --- i.e., either you have memories of how much you loved said deceased person, or you LOVE da fact dat he is now merely a MEMORY.
Anytime I see an "in loving memory" obitchuary --- I mean, I mean --- oBIT-U-ARy about a totally-despicable person whom both I and lots of other folks absolutely hated da guts of, I can't help wondering how anyone ever kept a straight face when they posted said laudatory newspaper notice!
by QuacksO January 19, 2025
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Love

That’s the best I could do
At least for today!!!!

One day
by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 January 19, 2025
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Chronic Love Syndrome

When leaving someone you love causes physical reactions like racing heart beat, tingling skin, and even loss of coordination . While being near them makes you feel better and being in their arms makes you feel like you are home and you never want to leave.
"I must have Chronic Love Syndrome. Being with my BF is always feel better and when we hug I never want to let them go. I want it to last forever."

"Whenever my girl leaves my syndrome kicks in"

"I may have Chronic Love syndrome because I want to hold you forever"
by MyRealNameisTurdburglar January 22, 2025
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