Cock and ball tortilla

Balls

“Honey I have a cock and ball tortilla”

“Nice”

by lebumdum March 7, 2022

Cock

A mens dick

My boyfriend saw me sleeping with my shirt lifted up so he started to touch me later his cock was hard

Gopher also saw me fingering my pussy so he put away my hand and shoved his cock in

by Hi I’m a boring person March 7, 2022

Angus Long cock

A legendary man from cherbourg with a huge anaconda down his pants

Jeez is that a baby arm holding and apple are you just a Angus Long cock?

by Peter.file69 January 13, 2026

Carolina cock carrot

The act of digging up a fresh carrot sticking it up your ass taking it out and making carrot cake with it

Hey Alex did you make that Carolina cock carrot the other day?!

by Kashass67 January 13, 2026

fart-cocking

A penis size and/or shape women particularly like farting on top of— especially during intercourse.

*Highly noted: There must have been crystal meth or Taco Bell involved. Otherwise she’s just extremely horny.

*See also* —Horny

“I ate Taco Bell and farted all night long and began fart-cocking on his cock-head.”
“Hmm..he must’ve had an average sized penis or a fart-cock”

by Rim-turd January 14, 2026