Patrick

A mysterious man that has a weird obsession for overweight frogs/toads and crabs. Although it may seem that Patrick is sane on the outside, his insides hides a very peculiar and interesting man. Overall however, Patrick never fails to make someone laugh. This is why many people adore Patrick (unless you don't appreciate his absurd likings for his toads and crabs).

Oh my god, did Patrick just send another picture of a toad to me???

by Dr. Negative November 11, 2018

Patrick

A gay cowardly piece so shit that is scared of the dark.He can’t do anything right. not an athletic or a smart person. He is a dumb shit that gives blowjobs to random people.He is also hated by every one. His grandma whips him

He is such a patrick.
Patrick suck dik
Uses cocaine

by DivineCelestia March 5, 2019

Patrick green

A beautiful gay guy with a charming personality and is so sweet and nice on the outside and little bit wild on the outside... got to love him tho ❤️

Patrick green yeah I know him he’s that one cute guy

by Hengry March 11, 2019

St. Patrick’s daze

n. A pleasant foggy feeling that comes on after one’s ninth green beer.

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Here now. Don’t you be talking so loud like. Me and the leprechauns are just enjoying our St. Patrick’s daze.

by gnostic3 March 17, 2019

jerry patrick

The lord of Pythagorean theorem, will teach it to you endlessly

Jerry Patrick: sorry for teaching Pythagorean Theorem so much but you're going to need it

by A single Flute Player in Band December 12, 2018

Patrick

A pig bottom. A typical Patrick isn’t happy unless both holes are filled.

I met that guy on Grindr... he was such a total Patrick, and wasn’t happy until both holes were used and abused.

by Bcart1987 December 14, 2018

Patrick

Simply too good for this world. Patrick is the greatest person to have in your life. He is a true friend, who will care for you even if he isn't in a good state of mind. You will envy him for his humor, ambition, way of thinking, likable charisma, soothing aura and breathtaking looks. Patrick is really smart and can read people like a book, while never being naiv.
He is perfect in his own way. Looking in his eyes and holding his hands will make you feel so calm and comfortable, that you forget your surroundings. He will brighten any day with his presence. If you ever lose him, you will regret it the most. He always deserves to be Happy.

"Without Patrick my life wouldn't be as worth living."

by Doesen December 17, 2018