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High School

1. An experience very similar to being damned to hell, except that you are actually allowed and encouraged to leave after four years and there is a chance that you will not be on fire the entire time. Also for some strange reason that has yet to be determined, there are some moments during your time there where you actually won't hate absolutely everything.
You go into high school knowing that you will be subjecting yourself to pain and suffering and you rationalize it by telling yourself that all of that pain and suffering will be worth it by the time it is over because then you won't have to deal with it anymore. No one understands why we do this.
by hurrdurriam5yrsold November 5, 2012
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High School

The place where you become the person that you've sworn you would never become.
I remember when you said that you would never smoke pot, go out to parties and fuck every gut that you meet. Guess you went to high school.
by Rusemyth December 18, 2012
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High-Boob

Noun: Two/ or more chicks, jumping in the air excitedly and performing a high five with their chests.

Note - They must incorporate loud obnoxious cheerleader hoorays as they complete this action.
Kyle: "Omg dude, those chicks totally did a high-boob!"

John: "Man...them chicks are fine!"

(Stella and Lily win a tennis match together)

Stella: I can't believe we won!

Lily: Me neither! High-Boob!
by ButhiFoLife August 11, 2012
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high jumping

Wining a dining a girl who has a boyfriend with the intention of setting her standards too high for him (or other men) to handle. A form of long term cock blocking against the general population.
Taking a girl you do not intend to date at that moment on a once in a lifetime experience like a vacation, concert, or something super amazing and fun.

I took that girl on a helicopter ride, she loved it. Too bad her boyfriend can't afford it, man I high jumping!
by Stealsyourgirl August 19, 2013
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Chance High

To reach a point of being so fucking high on acid, that you need to be in your room immediately. It doesnt matter how far you are from your room either, all thought and reason dissolve when you reach this point. You usually spend the rest of the night hearing terrifying sounds.
Man i need to be in my room - Friend One
Dude we're at the lake and i'm high on LSD - Friend Two
I need to be in my room now - Friend One
You're Chance high, you shouldn't have taken two tabs of that shit - Friend Two

Dude lets take a chance and take three tabs of LSD - Guy who wants to get Chance high
by Braydwag69 May 6, 2012
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High Peaker

An endearing term given to a male member of the human species that enjoys the occasional sodamisation (I.e the giver of an anal act of intercourse)
Chris: I didn't know nick was gay
James: Yeah he's definitely a high peaker
by runasimpleexample1 June 12, 2012
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Boob high

A natural occurring high from starting at boobs for too long, big and small boobs. Some symptoms include: red eyes, sweaty hand syndrome, adrenaline rush from the heart rate going from 70 to 180bpm.
(Hanging out in the plaza mall)

"Hey man check out that massive rack on that girl"

"Ooohhh mmyyy, I think I'm having a boob high"
by Le Derpson January 7, 2012
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