bullet goblins

An important rule of gun safety is to treat every gun as if it is loaded.
Bullet goblins are mischievous creatures that put ammunition into unloaded guns when you aren't looking. They love to strike at the worst times possible.

A: Here's my gun with absolutely no ammunition inside it. It's perfectly safe!
B: Careful, man! The bullet goblins could have loaded it!
A: There ain't no way, dude! I just checked 5 minutes ago! *shoots himself in the foot* AHHHHH!

by ghostly-underpants August 19, 2023

Goblinitis

When someone becomes so high, they aren’t able to comprehend there own sentences or speaking properly

She’s so high that the goblinitis is kicking in

by Goose the moose August 20, 2023

Fantazynny goblin

Someone who beats ass in fantasy football and throws upper deckers in the top shelf so suffocate their opponent. Bangs your mother.

You don’t want to play Landon. I heard he’s a fantaszynny goblin. Fantazynny goblin is someone who refuses to lose.

by Ka smiteeey August 23, 2023

goblin cockie

a fan of the band known as "Goblin Cock"

or a masochist

That dude is totally a Goblin Cockie

by tarljohnson1 August 24, 2023

Cheese Goblin

Someone who doesn't take rejection well & continues to make advances after being told no; a "nice guy";

I went on a date with John and when I told him I wasn't interested in going on a 2nd date, he texted me every day for a MONTH to see if we could reschedule. TOTAL Cheese Goblin.

by kool2bkind August 25, 2023

Awp-goblin

A player in CSGO who is legit god himself when it comes to the awp. Legends speak tales of his work when an awp is bestowed in his hands. When he has an awp, its a guaranteed win.

player 1: Did you see Airmass01 on mid?
player 2: Yeah dude, he's an awp-goblin!

by @notAirmass01 August 25, 2023

Red Goblin

Green Goblin And Carnage Merged Together (AKA THE RED GOBLIN).

The Red Goblin Throws red carnage pumpkin bomb.

by Owen Cerruto September 14, 2023