country cooter

The worst country asshole to have a lifted truck with a small penis with a whole can of dip in his mouth to want gum cancer with a stack in the bed to fuck his sister from Kentucky

That ole country cooter tried sellin me a new car

by Country Cooter May 15, 2018

Country

Bentley (in deep voice)

Whenever anything country happens

“Did you hear that he went duck hunting! That’s so bentley!”

by Beannntly May 22, 2018

country cod

A massive hillbilly shlong dong.

Wow Jessica, I can’t believe you.... you cheated on me just because he has a country cod.

by Squeakyboi25 May 24, 2018

jason country

Type of wooded landscape, usually in the middle of FUCKING nowhere, where it would be difficult to escape a certain masked killer.

I'm not going to your house, you live in Jason country!

by Phreeekboy May 26, 2018

Virginia country steak

When a pale ass country girl goes to the beach and she gets a full body sun burn, then gets cum on top of.

My friend and I went to beach, when we got home I helped her make a virginia country steak.

by Ziggarot May 31, 2018

Country Financial

Country Financial: An insurance company who will not pay your claim and then cancel your policy.

Those fucking assholes at Country Financial screwed me and now I have to sue them!

by The girl coming for you! June 9, 2018

Cross-country skiing

The act of a female positioned between two male companions, a phallus clutched within each extremity, animatedly yanking, one hand up, and inversely the other hand thrusting down, so as to appear to be cross-country skiing.

Last night I walked in on Sarah cross-country skiing Matt and John. They were both smirking at me brashly.

by envenom July 2, 2019