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Calculator buttons

The buttons that you use to operate a calculator. This works by sending binary data to a chip, then the chip displays the info on the screen.
Student 1: Hey how do i use this calculator?
Student 2: You press the calculator buttons-
Woodshop pro student: Here, i'll make it usable.
*Woodshop pro student puts a switch on the calculator*
Woodshop pro student: OK, just flick the self de- i mean how to operate buttons switch and it should automatically show you how to use the buttons!
Student 1: Okay, thanks! *flicks switch*
*calculator blows up*
Woodshop pro student: You fool. You giant moron. You small-brained peasant. You absolute tiny-head full of stupidness.
by BlueBladeWrites September 16, 2020
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Pause Button OCD

This is the game given to the habit of some people of pausing TV shows or films mid-flow in order to read text that is displayed on screen.

This phenomenon wasn't very common a couple of decades ago, but the ability to pause a TV show or film and retain crystal clear quality has caused the occurrences of this to rise in number. Often the people pausing the screen will pause in the hopes of learning some extra information about what's going on or maybe see some inside jokes. While sometimes they are right, more often than not the information will add nothing to the experience.

Can be very annoying for people who just want to watch the show.
"At least if she has Pause Button OCD it means you can run to the toilet while she reads it"
by WatcherMark September 23, 2020
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Button Buzzer

When an sexually inexperienced guy licks a girl's pussy too fast.
April said that her boyfriend Tim is a real button buzzer.
by k23MICH October 2, 2020
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Button Buzzer

When an sexually inexperienced guy licks a girl's pussy too fast.
April said that her boyfriend Tim is a real button buzzer.
by k23MICH October 2, 2020
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Meat Buttons

After jogging down the junk food aisle at the 7-11, Andrew's meat buttons were so chafed they were bleeding.
by Phillip Enis January 24, 2013
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CHOKER BUTTON

CHOKER BUTTON is a womans nose. If they are giving a blow job and their nose hits the man.. they know to stop.. so they dont choke.
She was going down to hard, she was hitting the CHOKER BUTTON all day.
by F1CYCLEFAN September 22, 2012
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Whammy Button

The act of slamming the back of your partners head like a gameshow button while recieving oral. The reaction to performing the whammy button is usually a buzzing sound, much like you were actually on a gameshow answering questions. The other most probable reactions are either a slap to the face, or your partners dinner on your balls.
"Hope you don't mind if i hit the whammy button sweetheart". "Okay, no whammy, no whammy, no whammy, no whamm- STOP!"
by Thatisjustawesome July 22, 2012
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