Shitty Buddy

A shitty friend that cancels plans last minute, or causes other inconveniences in your life, while bringing nothing good into your life.

Man, that Tony Gunk is a real Shitty Buddy,you know?

by Grouchy Buddha February 28, 2023

buddy raw

It’s a phrase used to praise someone in an actual form or it can be done sarcastically

Damn, you got the new jordan’s? Buddy raw!

Damn, buddy raw with them garbage ass payless shoes

by Gianni Fresco Versace October 30, 2018

apple buddys

Friends with benefits

We can be apple buddys

by Smule clake February 1, 2019

buddy neutral

A person with potential as a hookup or dating partner, who flips to the emotional equivalent of an inoffensive houseplant.

Based on his Tinder photos, I thought I’d go home with him, but when we met at the bar it was a buddy neutral situation.

I felt like we had chemistry, but the last time we ran into each other, he treated me buddy nuetral.

by Ice Dagger February 18, 2019

school buddy

school buddy is a person you only see at school, yall got a relationship only at school y’all basically just friends

that’s just my school buddy

by Goat95 March 26, 2018

shower buddy

Someone you text when you’re taking a shower

“Hurry up shower buddy I’m taking a shower”

by Loser1010 May 17, 2018

Buddy fucker

Military term for someone who does something that makes their coworker’s life more difficult. Related to blue falcon.

Johnson’s a real buddy fucker. He just told Cheif that Smith came in smelling like a brewery today.

by PennyroyalBlack April 17, 2018