Diddle wanking

Do you ever get thirsty and then realized you brushed your teeth but you don’t want water so you get a straw and stick it rlly far down ur throat so it doesn’t touch your teeth?? Well kids that diddle wanking.

A person who does this is a diddle wanker and should be respected.

Person 1: I saw Tysun diddle wanking today

Person 2: oouu what is that

by Diddle wankers January 28, 2019

Wank a bun

When some guys maybe 2-10 people are wanking in a group and fininshes on the bun and whoever cums last needs to eat the bun with all the semen on it.

Hello guys do you want to play wank a bun?

by bigdaddy134 April 25, 2022

Trump wank

When you wank or be wanked off after consuming cheesy crisps e.g. Wotisits, Cheetos, Doritos ect. Leaving your genital orange like Donald Trump

After a cheesy snack she gave me a Trump wank

by Chad Bellis December 10, 2021

Wank Worthy

When you draw experiences from real life that could be used to beat your meat. E.g. Some nice Chest Cheeks, or the homie's booty.

*Fit teacher walks in with some juicy Chest Cheeks
Student 1: Damn boy, those tits are wank worthy.

Student 2: They going in the spank bank for tonight!

by Certified_Swxsh May 24, 2022

Wank Waves

The waves created whilst fapping in the bath. Often accompany a frequent rhythm of splash noises.

Person #1: “Made some big wank waves in that hotel bathroom last week”
Person #2: “ Damm bro bet the noise was extreme!”

by Terribletory123 March 12, 2022

The Brett wank

The brett wank is a form of masturbation in public mainly on the east coast of England.

Did you see that lad having the brett wank on the beach last night

by Bait needle January 7, 2021

Wank Cabbage

A way to refer to a complete and utter numskull. Has the abbreviation WC.

Boy: I shot the Sherrif.
Boy's friend: You absolute wank cabbage! Now the deputy will be after us. Twat.

by finalerock44 January 11, 2021