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Universal Friend

A Universal Friend Is A Friend Who Can Do Literally Anything. A Therapist, A Designated Driver, A Mentor, Etc. This Person You Always Want Around Because They Bring Peace, And They Never Cease To Amaze You.
“I need a universal friend, you know somebody I can vent to while cleaning and doing homework.”
by Bruh Man April 12, 2021
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Gyu University

Gap Year University. Typically meaning a one year gap between graduation of high school and going to college.
Person 1: Hey, it’s so crazy we’re graduating! What college/university are you going to?
Person 2: I know right? I’m actually dedicated to GYU University.
by cait0424 May 4, 2021
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Wits University

Wits university is the University of witswatersrand situated in the city of Johannesburg south africa. The university is populated by people who think they are in Harvard meanwhile they're one of the most dumbest people ever. Most of the girls sell their bodies to Nigerian drug dealers in order to pay fees and the boys are Mongols. The whole university should be divided by 2 because they are all halfwits.
Person A: I Got Admitted at Wits University.
Person B: "Congratulations you're a prostitute: (If Person A is female)
else
(Congratulations you're a nyaope boy).
by Thedarklol July 26, 2022
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Universal Nut

When you nut so hard you see stars exploding and galaxies form.
Mike gettin head from Jessica
Mike: I'm about to nut
Jessica: Unintelligible
Mike: *lets out an animalistic noise that sounds faintly human and nuts so hard he can see the big bang*
Guess you could say he had a universal nut
by RickGrime$ November 8, 2022
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A Universal Time

A "JoJo Game" in Roblox which is a gigantic bug fest, has trashy combat, constant data issues here on there, etc etc. This game back then was basically a hangout game with horribly insane grind that might be as hellish as grinding the Necrotic Sword of Doom in AQW as a non legend and also garbage balancing with every stand dealing absurd damage. It was also overhyped as fuck when the rewrite was in development.
Hey, have you tried out A Universal Time?
I've seen it since it was an ABD Modded, It's pretty much an insect hive at this point.
Oh alright. I've also went to 1v1 people on the gamemode, dear god it was painful getting stunned for 50 years.
by imp fuck2 May 27, 2022
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Madonna university

Madonna
M.U.O also known as Madonna University Okija. One of the schools in Anambra State. A school
full of frustration and stress. The type of
school that still gives admission till the day
of exam.

In madonna, the sun is hot enough to fry an egg
and it changes the skin of students.
Madonna is not for me
Being in Madonna university should be included in one thousand ways to die
by Plato33 March 15, 2022
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Babcock University

Person 1:"I've been to hell already, I can't go again. "
Person 2:"You mean Babcock University"
by Prøwler February 21, 2022
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