Whereas, tool used to mean:
One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-esteem.
It is more commonly used by sad people to describe happy people.
One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-esteem.
It is more commonly used by sad people to describe happy people.
Wallflower: hey dude, look at that guy doing the macarena with that chick. Look at his stupid smile.
Wallflower 2: Wow, what a fucking tool. What she doing hanging out with a guy like him? What a DORK.
Wallflower 2: Wow, what a fucking tool. What she doing hanging out with a guy like him? What a DORK.
by koobz June 8, 2011
Get the Tool mug.A person with an inflated opinion of and genuine belief in his skill/prowess/intelligence who takes every opportunity to remind others of it, regardless of the skill he actually possesses. A tool may or may not actually be smart, and may also be disarmingly superficially pleasant; these attributes are irrelevant.
(1)
Tool: Hi! Nice to see you.
Unfortunate Acquaintance: Hey, you too. How's work going?
Tool: Pretty good. My team isn't quite as up to speed as I am, but I've been taking time out of my busy day to lend help and guidance to those less gifted than I. I've been pulling the whole weight of the project so far. It's a good thing this is my area of expertise.
Unfortunate Acquaintance: I think I'm allergic to you.
(2) see the video resume "Impossible is Nothing"
Tool: Hi! Nice to see you.
Unfortunate Acquaintance: Hey, you too. How's work going?
Tool: Pretty good. My team isn't quite as up to speed as I am, but I've been taking time out of my busy day to lend help and guidance to those less gifted than I. I've been pulling the whole weight of the project so far. It's a good thing this is my area of expertise.
Unfortunate Acquaintance: I think I'm allergic to you.
(2) see the video resume "Impossible is Nothing"
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Get the Tool Tank thirsty thursdays mug.A mix of tools and douchebags that think they're fuckin hilarious, when they're just completely retarded and obnoxiously loud 24/7
by Anonymous66888 November 22, 2010
Get the Douche Tools mug.an individual, usually male, who is a member of the UB Thunder of the East marching band. Most likely a Tuba player. These individuals are characterized by by the backwards black UB fitted cap, blue batting gloves, and aviators that make up their uniform.
Yo, did you see the UB game on ESPN2 last night? Which one of those tools thought it would look bad ass to wear aviators with their tuba?
by link2397 November 19, 2009
Get the tool mug.someone who tries way to hard to fit in, pisses people off, and makes an ass of themselves. usually one with an ugly girlfriend he smashes alot but says she is hot...
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by crazymofo69 November 24, 2009
Get the tool mug.A man who is unable to impose his will on other men, women, and ultimately his own children. Because he is unable to push around other men and aggressively pursue women, a tool works away his younger years while other men have sex/fun with his future wife. When he finally does marry, he is unable to properly pass his own personality on to his children, and is instead merely used by his wife for the fruit of his labor while she instills her own personality on them. In the case of male children, the lack of male personality will in turn make them tools.
Adhering to traditional Christian or Jewish morals guarantees that one will be a tool. See Friedrich Nietzche's "slave morality."
Adhering to traditional Christian or Jewish morals guarantees that one will be a tool. See Friedrich Nietzche's "slave morality."
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