alpha

alpha is someone who is dominant and who is strong. Alphas sleep in ovens and drink piss.

you are a beta if you do not sleep in an oven and you do not drink capybarra milk.

sensai is such an alpha.. sensai keeps an capybarra in sensais locker and drinks its milk.

by alphawold1 June 12, 2022

Alpha male

If you believe they exist you definitely aren’t one

Alpha males are strong and powerful 😡💪 Females and anyone who isn’t an alpha male must submit to me 😡😡💪

by Iknowthesecretsoftheuniverse June 18, 2022

Alpha

4 fingers up if you are Alpha

4 fingers up if you are Alpha

by Dalpha June 22, 2022

Alpha bio

Alpha grrrrrr ruff ruff

(This whole things a joke btw)

Alpha bio: Grr listen to daddy
Girl: why your not my mom-
Alpha bio: no but i am alpha bio.
Girl: OH SO SORRY

by Alpha bios child69 August 14, 2022

alpha male

disguised as a police officer, business owner, judge, gym owner, bartender, financial professional, influencer

an alpha male is a mentally unstable dickrider, that would rather obsess over your beta male dick than do anything on his own

this dickrider exerts more energy on me than he does with anything else - what an alpha male

by betamale1947 August 22, 2022

Alpha Moron

A seemingly Chad person who takes a right decision at the wrong time.

Jerry: Man, jimmy is such an alpha chad.
Ron: yea man, that's why that hottie Beth from accounting's been all over him.
Jerry: Well did he ask her out?
Ron: Yea, but turns out her Boss fired her on the day he asked. she ran to the bathroom crying.
Jerry: Poor Jimmy.
Ron: It made him look like an Alpha Moron.

by ray_axe September 6, 2022

Alpha Male

Being alpha male makes you above everyone

diego joshua and bruno are examples of alpha male

by jimenexx- April 21, 2022