Verb/Action: Two men sat next to you, aesthetically erect. You proceed to jerk them off simultaneously with a hand motion similar to gaining speed while skiing, consistently pumping up and down.
by gv_86 February 7, 2026
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1. The strategic rebound maneuver where you use a temporary situationship as emotional scaffolding to clear the “I still miss her” bar.
2. A no-future fling deployed in a moment of desperation to prop up your confidence.
1. The strategic rebound maneuver where you use a temporary situationship as emotional scaffolding to clear the “I still miss her” bar.
2. A no-future fling deployed in a moment of desperation to prop up your confidence.
“Bro, be honest… you and Kayla?”
“Bro, chill. I wasn’t cuffing. That was a pole vault. I cleared the bar, but I’m still not healed.”
“Bro, chill. I wasn’t cuffing. That was a pole vault. I cleared the bar, but I’m still not healed.”
by Sleekowl February 10, 2026
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