park queen

A homosexual who seeks out sexual encounters in public parks.

We were going to have a picnic in the park, but there were too many park queens hanging aroung.

by "Dub-u" September 10, 2008

taxi park

The act of parallel parking by nosing directly into the space between two parked cars, driving the front wheels up over the curb and onto the sidewalk, and then dropping them back down over the curb, back onto the street. Perfected by drivers of Checker Cabs in a hurry. Warning: This tactic only suitable for a large ghetto cruiser as it tends to trash the front suspension.

Bill's tranny wouldn't go into reverse, so he taxi parked, right in front of a cop.

by Neu Yawka September 14, 2008

conch park

The closest motor vehicle spot at destination that can be legally parked at. A play on the association between the "conch" in Lord of the Flies as the object to signify the "power" of public speech, ie. "power park"

Suz won't get a better conch park than that unless she parks in the disabled spot

by DrdodoDarren July 6, 2005

Thora Park

A theme park containing such exciting rides as 'The Chair', 'The Adjustor', and new this year, 'Wave At A Waxwork'

The family of two parents and thirty-five children all went to Thora park for the day. It was most exctiing for them all.

by Andrew or Simon April 7, 2005

Impulse Parking

Pulling in and parking in a space in a parking lot as soon as you see one.

John: There's one.
Mike: We gotta shop around man. You're impulse parking.

by K.P.I.T September 30, 2008

pastor parking

Parking spots available in the back of a bar, liquor store, or strip club where church pastors can park to avoid having their car spotted by parishioners or other passers by.

Mike didn’t want his girlfriend to know that he was out at the bar with his friends so moved his car to the pastor parking in the back.

by bobatoni November 24, 2019

Clark park

A magical place created by god himself. The holiest of lands. Legends say you can even see Jesus roaming around at night. If you step foot in Clark and are being a fiend, god will show you his fiery wrath. Clark Park is a sacred land. Stoners are the guardians of Clark Park and you will be punished if you enter as a fiend. (They can smell fiends from a mile away)

I went to Clark park and the stoners declared I wasn’t worthy enough

by Coochie catcher May 10, 2019