Mile…Mile and a half

1. A hiker’s response to “How much further?”
2. It’s always further than 1.5 miles

“this incline is absolutely fucked, how much further do we have?”

*checks wind direction with finger* “Mile…Mile and a half”

by dxtros June 11, 2025

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Miles

Miles, world's best boyfriend. A big softie with bright blue eyes and a loving personality. Won't hesitate to provide all the love, care, and safety you would need. If you ever meet Miles, go find somebody else! You don't deserve him.

Maddi: "Miles, you look hot today!"
Miles: "fuck you i have a boyfriend."

by Vivi!! June 13, 2025

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condom mile

The desperate half-mile sprint a man makes to a local convenience store when he desperately wants sex, has a partner, but isn't willing to risk spawning a crotch goblin. Upon arriving back with condoms, the Condom Mile is complete

Sarah: "Y'know, I was really disappointed I couldn't sleep with Richie at that party last night..."
Jessica: "You should've just had him make the Condom Mile."

by Turtle-Cakes April 5, 2024

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Miles Webb

genuine, authentic, candid

I need a Miles Webb man in my life

by alexandsoohiemadjson April 26, 2024

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Miles Saucier

Born to the Saucier family, Miles Saucier, born to Amber Goodman Davis and James Saucier, Miles is their first child. Born in 2011 in Texas, later siblings are Connor Saucier, Jameson Saucier, Judge Alan, Lucy Saucier.

"Miles Saucier is very scared to move to New York."

by Ryan Podessium April 28, 2024

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