January 13th

on January 13th you can not get any homework.

teacher: “where’s the homework?”

you: it’s January 13th

by Emmieisdumbbblollll December 20, 2020

January 1

National grope a ginger day

It’s January 1 I wonder if Katie’s gonna grope anyone.

by anonymous October 28, 2020

January 1st

at least it isn't 2020 anymore if it's this day

January 1st means it isn't 2020

by viveishappynow December 26, 2020

January 15

The day humans leave for Mars.

Person 1: Did you here about whats going on January 15?
Person 2: Yeah, we are leaving for Mars!

by Mars Manager December 28, 2020

January 5

This is the best day ever! I can’t wait for this day ever year!!

January 5 is the best day of the year!

by Best day January 4, 2021

January 7th

On January 7th you have to ask your crush out

On January 7th you have to ask your crush out

by Urdadsuncle January 6, 2021

January 8

National become friends with your enemy day

Joe: Hello Jessica can we be friends again?
Jessica:uhm what u forgive me?
Joe:No but it’s bc it’s January 8 but promise u won’t do it again
Jessica:okie sure

by LengGyal1o1 January 7, 2021