February 22

you get pregnant by your mom

Mom! im pregnant!
oh sweetie dont you remember last night?
Oh. It was February 22 the day we did "it"

by Yuri<3 February 8, 2022

February 8

Water bottle day, only drink from water bottles.

"hey bro I'm thirsty" "here's a cup-" "nah bro it's February 8th, water bottle day?"

by Frxggybxggy February 8, 2022

february 12th

national small people get to slap their tall friends however much them like without them stomping on them

“it’s february 12th which means it’s national slap your friend day, guess i better go slap the green giant”

by jimbob’s mum February 11, 2022

February 12th

Fuck a friend day! The day were you get to fuck a friend

Hey Kyle it’s February 12th! Let’s fuck!

by Hzjwhnsuwbjahs February 11, 2022

February 20

Get ur girl a teddy bear day

Girl: where’s my teddy bear?

Guy: why would I get u a teddy bear
Friend: dude it’s February 20th get ur girl a teddy bear day!

by Darthvader2020 February 12, 2022

February 14

National Vangel day!!

National vangel day celebrates the connection between valentina and angel. TRUE LOVE!

what day is it?
February 14... WHY?
"ITS NATIONAL VANGEL DAY"
OMG YAY

by anonymous February 13, 2022

February 16

A day to post all the pieces of shit that lead you on or just wasted your time. #theywastedmytimeday

“It’s February 16 so Happy they wasted my time day to this scumbag”

by kkcherries October 4, 2021