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Sufferers often report having visions of Elon murdering their cats, and implanting chips into the brains of the writers of Huffpo. They used to like free speech, until he bought Twitter. They used to like electric cars, until... he bought Twitter. Elon lives in their heads rent-free, and there's nothing that he does that isn't above suspicion of right-wing conspiracy.
Hey, did you see the dual, simultaneous landing of Spacex rockets yesterday?

Mrmrmrmr, hate speech mrmrmr. Why would I want to drive a bluhhhh meh bubububb from a rich moron like that? Bluuuuuuh! Hate speech. Muskrat antivaxxer!

Dude, you should get that EDS checked.
by peksa January 30, 2024
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G6’ed

Bro I got so G6’ed last night I pissed the bed.
by fratatouille February 4, 2024
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Ed

A person who is downright bad at flirting, and/or making a move on someone they're interested in despite all the ammo and faithful factors that present to them
"He held my hands and basically was playing with it, but I didn't do anything because I think he's just being nice to me"
"You are at Ed status right now."
by lowkeyToxicity November 5, 2023
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Got David Mendoza-ed

When your significant other smothers you with a pillow.
Fuck man.. Did you hear what happened to Mitch? He got David Mendoza-ed last night.
by David Mendoza69 December 5, 2022
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Ed Sheeran

a fagotty man

has piss kink

Likes feet
person 1: you like ed sheeran?

person 2: nah he likes peepee
by edsheeranspiss December 23, 2022
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Ed thompson

She’s got that Ed thompson type of vibe .
by Hnic December 24, 2022
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special ed

A retard who doesn't know how to work properly
Student- *in class*
Teacher- "Look at that special ed kid! He's such a retard!
by rdthjki876t5rdfghjuy7t6r January 2, 2023
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