one eyed Dave

When you get super drunk and high and think you know everything about sports.

That guy turned into a one eyed Dave, fuck him.

by Chiefs15forlife July 26, 2023

Getting Daved

the act of overpaying for something online and then never receiving it

I paid $1000 for this part online and the seller never sent it to me. Then I found out I could’ve bought the same thing locally for $50. I ended up getting Daved!

by Honesty advocate July 31, 2023

Dave

retard

Dave is a retard

by The Government of Philippines August 11, 2023

Daved

The action of falling asleep while either streaming or being on a live call.

how wasted was I last night? I was streaming then all of a sudden I Daved out and woke up three hours later

by Paimon August 18, 2023

jammer Dave

Jammer Dave is the kindest of Mega brojs. Lives on PB&J and mushrooms. He has the tightest of buttholes. He’s a mega-jammer and rips, bobs, tears and weaves. He is the kindest of souls and you only hope you can have his energy in your life, Like a warlock casts spells with sweater puppies.

Jammer Dave loves to mega jam tbh

by white girl with a tight pussy August 19, 2023

Awesome Sauce! Running man from Tetris lol Dave lol!

Something completely random that you say just to be completely random and confuse people.

Friend: What colour is the carnival?
Me: Awesome Sauce! Running man from Tetris lol Dave lol!

by Ishy-Yoshi April 17, 2023

Dave's Killer Bread

an American brand of organic whole-grain products. Flowers Foods purchased the brand in 2015 for $275 million

Dave's Killer Bread acquired for $275m by owner of Wonder Bread, Tastykake

by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023