Dirty Bidet

When you go poop, and the turd splashes dirty toilet water back up in your butt hole.

Dude, I just took a dump and got a serious dirty bidet!

by ApologeticKid August 13, 2011

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Dirty turnip

A name for the Australian five dollar note

Damn, all I have in my wallet is a dirty turnip, I've got to get rid of it. No one likes a dirty turnip!

by Sydneysider11 September 25, 2011

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When an ugly female with the face of a bulldog and only one working lung dresses up in all black bondage gear including a big black strap on which she uses to "bond" with a highly intoxicated black dj.

Although she may enjoy the procedure, she will most lightly maintain her regular resting bitch face throughout it and will hope to be rewarded with a treat afterwards for being a good doggy.

Terry: God my ass is sore bruv! I think Wendy took advantage of me last night again!

Jak: You need to stop letting her come round to yours at the end of the night! Why do you do it!
Terry: I don't know bruv, when Im drunk I just love our Dirty Bond.

by Funkdoctorforeskin April 7, 2023

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Dirty Dosanjh

When your hitting from the back and spit in her asshole and it blinks and you wink at it to assert dominance.

Damn bro I gave that stupid stinky whore the biggest dirty dosanjh ever. She’s in rehab now.

by Dirty David Lewis April 20, 2023

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Dirty Raad

When you dip your tongue in hot sauce and tongue fuck a girls butthole causing her to lunge forward and knocking herself out on your headboard. You then pound her ass like you did back when you were in college at WSU.

I pulled a Dirty Raad on that sorority girl. She won’t be able to sit for a week.

by Real Deal 2 April 7, 2020

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