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Knock-Off Cowboy

Farmers who identify as "cowboys" by utilizing phrases like "cowboys don't care" and acting as though it's a personality trait. In addition to wearing paddy caps and dealer boots, these individuals also known to get their eyebrows pierced. These so-called "cowboys" are con artists, not at all like the real thing.
“ Look at the man sporting a paddy cap over there. He definitely considers himself a "knock-off cowboy," I'm sure of it. Where is his cowboy hat, ffs?” “That eyebrow piercing is an ick” “Wait till they face the real deal in Texas they’ll be weak to their brittle knees”
by Jbunni March 10, 2023
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Urban Cowboy

A man, typically one in a Ford F-150, who drives to their 9-5 desk job where they brag about how much of a badass they are, afterwards they go home to their wife who doesn’t want to have sex with them due to their small penis
Why does John wear a cowboy hat and drive such a big truck that he doesn’t need?

Oh he’s an Urban Cowboy
by BigDaddyBigBoy March 17, 2023
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Cowboy Space Ranger

A Cowboy on a life long never ending trail through space.
A Cowboy Space Ranger’s trail never ends, because he rides a planet.
by MiKe OXL0NG March 18, 2023
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Cowboy hug

When you bear hug another man and shape your two fingers and thumb like a gun to finger his arse
Don't make me give you a cowboy hug
by Shimoss March 30, 2023
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Cowboy Casanova

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Cowboy

A loudmouth (and sometimes obnoxious) jerk. Typically, a male.
Jesus! What a cowboy!
by TommyTazadeh June 27, 2023
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Cowboy hat

A certain type of hat that is wore by people who want to be fucked in the asshole
That gay dude over there just put on a cowboy hat
by Cowboysteve January 15, 2023
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