Clit Willy

when a girl has a clit so big its almost penis size

amys got such a clit willy, bet its bigger than her boyfriends

by mark erpen March 24, 2012

card carrying clit licker

In the 1950's to come out and admit you are a lesbian was not accepted.

She won't admit it but she is a "card carrying clit licker."

by donnienyc August 30, 2012

clit farmer

Can be spelled with or without a space. Literally, a farmer of clitoris. The term is used as an insult to essentially call someone a whore, but attempting to confuse them at the same time.

Alvaro: Dude, I totally had sex with, like, nine girls this weekend.

Gaylord: Hell yeah bro!

Airyelle (walks by and overhears): You guys are just clit farmers.

by Salty Sausage November 17, 2011

Clit Vulture

The act of a lesbian, usually over 45, stalking a younger lesbian, 18-30, in the hopes of regaining her youth.

Godfuckingdamn, that nasty ass, leatherfaced dyke Deb is at it again! Why can't she stop clit vulturing and let me drink my shirley temple in peace!

Step off, clit vulture, this is my sour puss

That bitch is such a fucking clit vulture, she owns a whole fleet of U-HAUL trucks.

by thefishbin August 31, 2011

clit crit

Informed discussion of sexual partners, practices, variations, anatomy.

We had an extended clit crit session after surfing last Monday.

by philologue October 5, 2011

Clit pop

When your legs are crossed and you fart and it rolls up your taint and then pops at the tip of your clit

Girl: *farts while legs are crossed*
*Fart bubble pops on clit and feels pleasured*
Girl: “Ahhhh, clit pop...”

by DaisyBigBoobs November 23, 2021

Clit

Can be a short term for “Crazy lit” or getting fucked up

“Hey what are you doing tonight?”
“I plan on getting clit with a couple buddy’s, John said he was bringing a six pack”
“Ok have fun getting clit”

by maggi May 20, 2023