hoping this cold blue water scrubs me clean and spits me out again

a harry styles x louis tomlinson fan fiction that will break your soul <3

hey have you read, hoping this cold blue water scrubs me clean and spits me out again?

by eatcarrotswh0re September 7, 2020

shut your mean green crispy clean lime licking booty bean up

SHUT UPPPPPP

JERRY: im better than all of you

JASON: shut your mean green crispy clean lime licking booty bean up

by anonymous October 9, 2021

lawn mowing house keeping dry cleaning wife beating child stealing gang banging immigrant

The scientific name of a mexican which is thought to be racists but really isn't because it is true.

i hired a lawn mowing house keeping dry cleaning wife beating child stealing gang banging immigrant to give my child a piggy back ride.

by beanwrangler December 11, 2011

catch a clean

to receive a blowjob

This broad is jerking my cock and I want her to blow me so I say, "What do I have to do to catch a clean?"

by bhainchode June 25, 2009

Cleaning the BBQ

An excuse to use when you are embarrassed to tell your friends that you are banging an ugly broad.

"Hey so what is Chuck up to tonight??"..."He can't make it, he said he was cleaning the bbq"... "So he's fucking that fat chick again"... "Yup"

by livewithothersnice September 29, 2009

cleaning out the stove pipe

the period after a heated fight that results in angry flatulence

Last night after my girlfriend broke up with me I attempted to batter her with malicious words, but abrubtly began cleaning out the stove pipe which stench from the chinese dinner I enjoyed earlier with an asian prostitute, forcefully removed her.

"God damn you!" blblblblblblb!!!!

by papa sutra February 25, 2010

quattro clean

When you wash your hands,use visine,spray cologne or perfume,and mouthwash after smoking marijuana

After smoking a marijuana cigarette or J Chaz and Rich quattro cleaned!

by Idk Sir Charles May 1, 2011