clit farmer

Can be spelled with or without a space. Literally, a farmer of clitoris. The term is used as an insult to essentially call someone a whore, but attempting to confuse them at the same time.

Alvaro: Dude, I totally had sex with, like, nine girls this weekend.

Gaylord: Hell yeah bro!

Airyelle (walks by and overhears): You guys are just clit farmers.

by Salty Sausage November 17, 2011

Clit Vulture

The act of a lesbian, usually over 45, stalking a younger lesbian, 18-30, in the hopes of regaining her youth.

Godfuckingdamn, that nasty ass, leatherfaced dyke Deb is at it again! Why can't she stop clit vulturing and let me drink my shirley temple in peace!

Step off, clit vulture, this is my sour puss

That bitch is such a fucking clit vulture, she owns a whole fleet of U-HAUL trucks.

by thefishbin August 31, 2011

clit crit

Informed discussion of sexual partners, practices, variations, anatomy.

We had an extended clit crit session after surfing last Monday.

by philologue October 5, 2011

Clit Biting

The act of biting the clitoris in an act of oral sex
Could be accidental or if the female partner wanted it to happen

Person 1: Yo did you hear? That guy performed clit biting on his girl and bit her whole clit off!

Person 2: Damn thats wild

by tacowithpeanutbutter11 January 13, 2023

Clit

The womans dick. When you stroke it, it makes her cum.

"Aye bro i was stroking her clit n that"

by handbag276 January 26, 2023

Clit

Crazy lit

Yo that party was clit

by Penthouse baddies January 31, 2023

On Clit

On Clit (pronounced ‘CLEET’)is a phrase which is a way of saying that someone is telling the truth. Similar to another phrase such as "On God." Other common uses are "On my mom," "On my grandma," "On my grandpa," "On gang," etc...

Person 1: I whipped out of that parking lot so fast, spinning the wheel, I 'bout flipped the damn car over. Then the police started following me, and I had to run away.

Person 2: Really?

Person 1: On Clit, bruh."

by COLtheCVNT November 2, 2023