Chris is a dangerous man. He will talk about 9/11 and talks about blowing up Africa. He will also try and destroy you with his Steel-toe boots. So if you see him around you, get as far away from him as possible.
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Get the Chris Golby mug.one of the hottest guys you will ever meet. he is cocky, but has a right to be. he's athletic, smart, HOT AF, and not to mention loaded. while he can be socially awkward and has trouble with girls, he has a great heart. His cluelessness makes him seem even cuter. Chris Canet is altogether a great guy who suffers socially.
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Get the chris the crusader mug.A redheaded Puerto Rican who plays overwatch and soccer and wants to be a real Ronaldinho like Lucaste10. A real hottie.
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Get the Chris Packer mug.Local celebrityin the eastern PA area known for being rarted. He also eats the strings off sweatshirts like a weirdo and is garbage at basketball and baseball. He is so rarted he threw a baseball at the hoop at the game. All-in-all, he is just plain d u m b.
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