Brian

A Brian that can’t pull bitches

A Brian that can’t pull bitches

by Mysterious Information March 20, 2022

brian

brian is my dads name

dad why were you named brian?
Brian- what's wrong with my name??

by Brazzy_sofiee March 23, 2022

Brian Marroquin

A man with boisterous energy as he walks down A-hall. He takes pride as he scourges the halls, drenching freshman maggots under his hooves, and un-holstering his loud and colossal phallus upon the administration. When commonfolk hear of that stunning, luscious hair, they melt into pash momatoes.

OH MY GOD!! It’s Brian Marroquin! Look at that amazing- *melts* *delicous matoes*

by Brunhilda Jaquavion March 26, 2022

Use your brian

Telling someone to use their brain, in a comedic way.

Person 1: What is the answer
Person 2: Use your brian lah

by CapTouhou November 5, 2021

Brian

Brian is the love of my life. He’s someone that has been there for me through everything. From the worst to the best times in my life. He’s the one. He’s made me the happiest i’ve ever been. He’s never let me down, not one.

He’s irreplaceable, don’t ever let a guy go named “Brian”. You’ll definitely regret it. He’s someone to treat you better than anyone else. He’s there for you when you need it. Whatever you do, love this man forever.

Who’s that?
That’s Brian, the love of my life l.

by heaven < 3 November 20, 2021

Brian

Brian is the coolest, sexiest, nicest, funniest guy around and every girl wants to date him because he’s so hot and attractive and just so perfect

Girl 1: omg did you see Brian yesterday?
Girl 2: yesss he was sooo hot like always
Girl 3: I knowww, I want to date Brian soooooo bad
Girl 1: I know but I’m just too scared to take my shot
Girl 2: me too bestie
Girl 3: me too

by Brian Ridder November 20, 2021

Brian

Brian is a guy with the biggest butt to ever live his butt is so huge it jiggles every time he walks. He is also super sexy his hands are always sweaty cause he’s to sexy for his own body. He Loves to shake his butt in the shower sexy Brian sexy Brian he also loves to throw himself down the stairs. Brian is just a crazy chicken man. I rate 10/10

Brian likes to poop

by Whhwhwjwuwkendb February 6, 2022