the action of someone (inexperienced) jacking off a man's penis by painfully yanking on it. there is no pleasure derived from this sexual act, though the person ringing thinks they are administering pleasure.
the action resembles a monk/priest yanking down on the rope in order to ring a church's bells. in this scenario, the church bells are your balls, which are slapping each other with each yank.
the action resembles a monk/priest yanking down on the rope in order to ring a church's bells. in this scenario, the church bells are your balls, which are slapping each other with each yank.
Daniel: Hey man. Heard you hooked up with that freshman, Stephanie. How'd it go?
Andrew: Dude, it was terrible. She had no idea what to do. She was just ringing the church bells till I made her stop.
Daniel: Brutal. My condolences to your junk.
Andrew: Dude, it was terrible. She had no idea what to do. She was just ringing the church bells till I made her stop.
Daniel: Brutal. My condolences to your junk.
by UCLA_Chemical_Fungineer May 31, 2009
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I wouldn't be surprised if the Taco Bell dog met its demise by accidentally falling into the meat grinder.
by AYB October 10, 2003
Get the Taco Bell dog mug.Naomi Watts painful attempts at ringing the taco bell in "Mulholland Drive" is disturbing to all but the most sadistic individuals.
by Gajillion September 6, 2011
Get the Ringing the taco bell mug.A malady contracted by conspiracy theorists whereby one believes that hurricanes are "steered" by doppler radar sites. When doppler sites are overlaid onto a map of Taco Bell locations, the same conclusion can be drawn. Targeted Individuals are particularly susceptible to this grave condition. 5G is also working its way into the mix.
by LanceBoyle August 17, 2018
Get the Doppler-Bell Syndrome mug.Used comparatively, is used to show: 1.) how much money is being wasted on an expensive product when it could be wisely spent on delicious Taco Bell, and 2.) shows the lack of worth of whatever you're spending the money on. Also applies to money squandered on fines, tickets, etc.
...This baby's top speed is 205 MPH and can be yours for only $300,000. "Damn, that's a lot of Taco Bell."
I got a posession charge, 3 years, 2 probation, and a $50,000 fine to the city. "Holy shit, crack is wack. That's a lot of Taco Bell."
I got a posession charge, 3 years, 2 probation, and a $50,000 fine to the city. "Holy shit, crack is wack. That's a lot of Taco Bell."
by D-Bruch July 28, 2009
Get the that's a lot of Taco Bell mug.a regular bowl cut hairstyle which is higher at the forehead and low at back, its smooth contoured edge give it the look of a male glans (bell end)
hairstylist, please give me a bell end haircut because i am a total retard and enjoy my head looking like that of a penis
by davidbrent August 11, 2006
Get the bell end haircut mug.Bell's Jokes Law states that the potential funniness of a joke is inversely proportional to its length.
Thus, long jokes, with excruciatingly long build-ups and high expectations rarely generate belly laughs, whilst short ones can easily take you by surprise and induce spontaneous mirth.
Thus, long jokes, with excruciatingly long build-ups and high expectations rarely generate belly laughs, whilst short ones can easily take you by surprise and induce spontaneous mirth.
Long joke: An Scotsman, a trout, two donkeys and a nun went blah, blah, blah, blah...... blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...... blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah and do you know what the nun said?
Get trout of my house and take your key Dons with you. :O/
Short joke: What should you do if you find a trumpet growing in your garden?
Root it oot! :O)
Man - 'Hey, those two jokes just demonstrated Bell's Jokes Law!'
Get trout of my house and take your key Dons with you. :O/
Short joke: What should you do if you find a trumpet growing in your garden?
Root it oot! :O)
Man - 'Hey, those two jokes just demonstrated Bell's Jokes Law!'
by Bellser July 29, 2006
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