Pineapple maxing

The art of eating pineapples (or drinking pineapple juice) with no other food for a day or longer. This artform is recognized for its ability to sweeten the taste of the artist's semen.

"You look pale man, whats been going on?"
"Yeah, I have a raging headache but its worth it for the sweet nectar ill produce after this pineapple maxing sess."

by anonymous November 25, 2023

Pineapple

It’s good. But don’t put this on pizza please.

Ew this pizza has pineapple on it. Throw it away.

by CornOnTheCowb October 28, 2019

Pineapple

code word just in case a dick slapper walks in the building and we need to look like we’re working

We got a pineapples coming in the building

by Maythe4th December 2, 2020

Pineappled

When you accidentally kill yourself on Dreamland in Super Smash Bros. Melee. This is due to the fact that the bottom of the stage looks like a pineapple.

Aw man, I missed my up-b and accidentally pineappled myself

by papapattyp December 19, 2020

pineapple

Pineapple is gay (sarcastically). He is one lazy person who never do is math homework. He will sleep in class most of the time, without hesitation. He is very good at singing but also likes to play girls. Pineapple is very funny and one thing you will know for sure is he wesrs a red and black flannel when it’s cold.

buddy’s a pineapple cause he can’t get his shi done.

by T0mat0 P0tat0 November 22, 2021

pineapple fluff

A fluffy creamy sweet dessert that your grammy makes but has yet to tell you the recipe. All i know is that it has cream cheese, pineapple, pudding mix, and whipped cream; i only know these bcuz she has let it slip.

Me-Hey grammy what are you making for potluck?
Grammy-pineapple fluff
Me-YAAAAAASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by noodle_💛 November 5, 2021

Pineapple

A type of sex toy

"babe get the pineapple. I want you to shove it into my tight bussy, stem first"

"what the fuck honey?!"

by zorzorb October 10, 2021