deez nutz ball greasing sloppy sloppalicious

what your mom gives me every time i visit you

"i pulled up to da crib
she gimme that deez nutz ball greasing sloppy sloppalicious till i goofed"
"charles, did you take your schizophrenia medication?"
"what?"

by wade_w_wilson August 13, 2024

Ball Eric

A meme made by columbiners, where Eric Harris is depicted as a quadruple amputee.

A: I'm obsessed with Ball Eric!
B: I hate you so much

by 🥲I miss 2006🥲 March 25, 2025

Cockroach ball torture

The act of putting a straw in your cock and letting a cockroach climb in

I should would like some cockroach ball torture

by Roach nigga March 27, 2025

Ball Knowledge

Usually used to refer to how much someone knows about football.
Can also refer to an unknown and/or forgotten about piece of knowledge/trivia about a certain topic.

A: "Drop some elite ball knowledge, but the topic is 2010 memes."
B: "That one stormtrooper airhunping."

by zurado March 30, 2025

hairy mustard gorilla gay balls

When you are gay and cover your hairy balls in mustard and have a gorilla fondle your nuts

Person A: "Hey what's steve doing?"
Steve: "Im doing hairy mustard gorilla gay balls rn."
Person A: "Thats kinda gay"
Steve: "I know"

by goofyfoog March 31, 2025

Gooning ball syndrome

When excessive gooning (and in some cases, gooning withdrawal) leads to deregulation of homeostasis within the nutsack, causing the balls to excessively hang when gooning or when a boner is activated. As a result of dysfunctional homeostasis, gooning ball syndrome can cause the testes to hang even under extremely cold conditions. It is recommended to wear a ball brace when suffering of this condition, as it has no cure.

Robert: "Yo dawg I was continuing my 5 year goon streak and my balls started dropping like crazy even after I switched to cold water"

Person 2: "Oh yeah dawg that's gooning ball syndrome. You're cooked, get a ball brace and stop gooning so much"

by NoWayAroundIt April 2, 2025

LeKongolo Ball

The forgotten 4th brother of the Ball family. Brother to Lamelo, Lonzo and LiAngelo Ball and son of the GOAT Lavar Ball. He got deported to Africa after his dad deemed his basketball skills "for the monkeys". He currently lives in the Congo.

Damn, I wonder how LeKongolo Ball is doing across the sea.

by Ellen Parent April 3, 2025