Guido’s Big Balls

An affectionate term for a Greek Adonis is an enormous set nut sack or hairy beanbags!

“Geez, look at the size of Guido’s Big Balls”!!!

by The Difficult One! August 13, 2023

balls

the most precious thing know to man kind , which hangs off the body of a man, or a sense of energy

bro u gotta ball out, ur goin balls, u kicked my balls

by Ohio Lord August 14, 2023

Guac and Balls

The act of dipping your balls in guacamole and having your partner eat it.

Person 1: I could go for some Guac and Balls
Person 2: You mean Cock and Balls?
Person 1: No, I want to lick some guacamole-covered balls rn.
Person 2: ...

by bigbrollicrequis August 14, 2023

Chicken ball

Banter name for Tottenham football club. Chicken ball fc is the smallest club in London, so small that QPR and Millwall is bigger than them. Their biggest accomplishment is the famous Audi cup trophy and their only trophy they’ve won in a minute. Chicken ball fc best player never won a major trophy with the club or any other club and has now left to Bayern Munich and still hasn’t won one.

“What do we think of chicken ball?”
“SHITTT”
“What do we think of shit”
“CHICKEN BALL”
“THANK YOU”
“THATS AWRIGHT”
“We hate chicken ball, we hate chicken ball” x5

by whobem August 15, 2023

balled

Can be used to describe "You got knocked out" or "You got killed"

This nigga got balled

by burd87 April 2, 2024

give me them balls

When a person is attracted to someone’s male genitals they’ll scream “give me them balls” and then go into a ritual singing “jiggly jig jiggly jig jiggly jiggly jiggly jig!” And use their hands to try and tickle their balls.

“Give me them BALLS!” -tickle action with hands

by Jiggle jiffy April 4, 2024

Bowling ball

A bowling ball is an object that has several uses:
Bowling
Unclogging toilets
Musical instrument
Fleshlight
Clothes
Performing surgeries
Lobotomies
Killing
Playing Plants vs. Zombies
Giving birth
Building a spaceship
Etc.

Person A: Hey man, look at this sick bowling ball I bought yesterday.
Person B: Cool! Wanna go bowling?
Person A: Bowling? I'm using it as a musical instrument. *Plays an epic guitar solo using the bowling ball*
Person B: What the actual fuck.

The art of bowling balls, my children.

by skippythetoiletfan April 7, 2024