balls

balls

" balls in ur mouth"

by william bazzach March 31, 2023

ball

a ball = circular obeject, balls you have in your pants unless you a woman.

hey dad, today we played with balls at school!

i like touching my balls

by cheztie March 31, 2023

ball weiser

like budweieser but ball weiser. it means you insult other people’s balls

since i’m a ball weiser i told my boyfriend he has teabag balls.

by ballweiser April 3, 2023

Cockroach ball torture

The act of putting a straw in your cock and letting a cockroach climb in

I should would like some cockroach ball torture

by Roach nigga March 27, 2025

Ball Knowledge

Usually used to refer to how much someone knows about football.
Can also refer to an unknown and/or forgotten about piece of knowledge/trivia about a certain topic.

A: "Drop some elite ball knowledge, but the topic is 2010 memes."
B: "That one stormtrooper airhunping."

by zurado March 30, 2025

hairy mustard gorilla gay balls

When you are gay and cover your hairy balls in mustard and have a gorilla fondle your nuts

Person A: "Hey what's steve doing?"
Steve: "Im doing hairy mustard gorilla gay balls rn."
Person A: "Thats kinda gay"
Steve: "I know"

by goofyfoog March 31, 2025

Gooning ball syndrome

When excessive gooning (and in some cases, gooning withdrawal) leads to deregulation of homeostasis within the nutsack, causing the balls to excessively hang when gooning or when a boner is activated. As a result of dysfunctional homeostasis, gooning ball syndrome can cause the testes to hang even under extremely cold conditions. It is recommended to wear a ball brace when suffering of this condition, as it has no cure.

Robert: "Yo dawg I was continuing my 5 year goon streak and my balls started dropping like crazy even after I switched to cold water"

Person 2: "Oh yeah dawg that's gooning ball syndrome. You're cooked, get a ball brace and stop gooning so much"

by NoWayAroundIt April 2, 2025