Black cock in the ass

Yes

“Hey sexy, wanna talk about the Holocaust?”

“Black cock in the ass” *proceeds to shit*

by Fuck Alex he’s a bitch November 22, 2021

Cock Goblin

Someone with burning sexual desire. Commonly refers to male genitalia and operating such machinery. If you’re not looking he will try to sneak into your underwear. Might like Greek food.

Dude 1, “how many eggplants have a you eaten in recent history”
Cock Goblin, “yeah gimme that cock”

by Bumblepumble November 22, 2021

Maddy Cock

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Ex. “Oh my god, Maddy Cock slept for another 19 hours!” “That Maddy Cock for ya🤣🤣🤣”

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by HD BIG BLACK COCK April 9, 2024

How fat is your cock though

Because it still seems like you're trying to mythologize evolution to avoid the stark reality that critical fat-cock theory is the one true dating theory to rule them all.

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by Hym Iam April 10, 2024

skibidi cock

an evil cock. this creature takes control of its host and forces him to watch skibidi toilet at least 12 hours a day. even if you've seen all the episodes this godly spectacle will make you rewatch and even study if there's extra time.

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by skibidiusername April 10, 2024

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a penis over 13 inches. affects mainly black people. some people jelq to obtain this but naturally happens in black people.

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by typicalsneeze April 10, 2024