Jocks my cock

1. A way of saying that something makes you want to masturbate. (Male)

2. Another phrase that represents the expression "grinds my gears."

1. "Oh, that naked lady really jocks my cock!

2. "You beat me in Mario Kart? That sure jocks my cock.

by Undead Monarch June 7, 2025

Cock Sucker 9000

When you’re sucking a penis and right when they are about to cum you chomp your teeth straight through. You do this when you’re in danger

I was scared so I had to give him the cock sucker 9000

by Maldosa June 9, 2025

Nathan Cock Stracco

He is a half-gremlin half-brute devilish man. He has a large and juicy GYATTT!.

Nathan Cock Stracco is annoying as fuck.

by SniperGaming0127 April 3, 2024

Cock McMusket

The sexual act of ramming a chicken nugget down your sexual partner’s throat with your penis.

I’m gonna give Becky a Cock McMusket tonight.

by Bobbykboi April 3, 2024

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by HD BIG BLACK COCK April 9, 2024

How fat is your cock though

Because it still seems like you're trying to mythologize evolution to avoid the stark reality that critical fat-cock theory is the one true dating theory to rule them all.

Hym "Really, how fat is your cock though? Cus, I got a million dollars to a bucket of dog-shit that fat-cock regardless of behavior had relatively more to do with sexual selection than anything you have to have to say about it."

by Hym Iam April 10, 2024

skibidi cock

an evil cock. this creature takes control of its host and forces him to watch skibidi toilet at least 12 hours a day. even if you've seen all the episodes this godly spectacle will make you rewatch and even study if there's extra time.

zachary's skibidi cock is so skibidi! ugh!

by skibidiusername April 10, 2024