Dick pic machine

A synonym for cell phone.

Can you pass me my dick pic machine? I need to take a selfie

by Aitaix March 11, 2021

fling hole machine

a sport emily does in the olympics

person 1: who is that riding the fling hole machine
person 2: thats emily

by theanonymouspanda August 8, 2012

Copy Machine Foreplay

When the copy machine will not work until you have opened every door and stuck your hand in every crevice to find the imaginary paper jam. You finally get irritated and turn it off and then back on and it works fine again.

I was trying to print out my invoices when I got stuck doing copy machine foreplay for 30 minutes.

by StarringBecca October 7, 2011

Woo Woo machine

Machine that goes 'woo woo' when it moves

You want me to drive the woo woo machine online?

by Shubbir October 9, 2023

vending machine name

Vending Machine Name is when somebody puts the first letter of their name and number behind it

🗣️:“hey gabby what’s your vending machine name”?

👤: my vending machine name is g5

by a3dadonnn_ October 19, 2023

pretty hate machine

my wife

i love my wife pretty hate machine by nine inch nails

by HATMA989 January 2, 2023

Machine Girl Fan

A machine girl fan is a delirious fool that needs noisy hogwash to blare out their unmedicated ADHD

"My friend has been listening exclusively to white noise recently."
"Oh, they'd make a textbook Machine Girl Fan!"

by Unyielding_Codger1959 July 15, 2023