Table

It is an object in many homes wheee you sit to eat at or draw. It is very useful.

Mother: “Gordon come down for dinner at the table!”

Gorgon: “If we can get a new table”

by Dog fleas December 26, 2021

Skunked the Table

To turn, drop trouser, bend over and spray your diarrhoea over the table/desk/other things in protest.

They laughed in her face, laughed at her tears laughed at her trembling limbs, so , out of desperation and defiance, she skunked the table. - Memoirs of Greta Thunberg, 2061

by ShirterDeserter March 10, 2022

Table Tavern

A bar or restaurant that encourages and/or offers board game and role playing games.

Oi, you wanna pop on down to the Table Tavern for a round or two of Milton Bradley's Monopoly?

by anonymous March 10, 2022

table

It is a french food that is created by mashed potatos and snails

mmm i love eating tables

by Aannoyingindividual March 17, 2022

table crab

when you go to a strip club and eat food and when you get home you contract crabs

john: no i dont wanna go eat there and get table crabs

by AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHm March 19, 2022

table mating

practicing your bedroom fantasies on the dining room table.

“I just put a hole in the side of my dining table! Now when my girl comes over, i can show her how table mating works.” *smirk*

by SapphireSteel March 25, 2022

Table

Got 4 legs innit. Bare space for stuff n that. Man eats his scrub off dem tings cant lie

Mom: foods on the table
Me: wagwarn blud

by Road242man March 29, 2022