Orgasmism

When your cum is left in one spot long enough it actually begins having organic life growing out of it

Dude I left my cum-towel in the closet and fungus started growing out of it- my very own orgasmism

by Ruh-Roh-Reptar July 7, 2021

Deutsche Bahn Orgasm

When an orgasm is delayed, but not enough to get compensation for it.

Sam: I had a Deutsche Bahn Orgasm last night.

Annabel: No way! How long was it delayed by?

Sam: Couldn't tell you, it passed by when it was convenient.

by paper meatball January 22, 2026