A sex act in which involved three men fucking in braid train/human centipede formation. This is often performed in the underground goblin community, where members participate in goblin activity.
Dude, did you hear Sebastian had a Goblins Threesome last night? He was in the middle, a perfect Kentucky sandwich!
by MexicanBoi13 April 18, 2023
Get the Goblins Threesome mug.A foot goblin, or most commonly known as a feet goblin, is a person or animal who attacks the feet. For instance, when your cat attacked your foot, that is what foot, goblin would be described as.
Guy 1: dude get off my feet!
Guy 2: you can’t walk no more ha ha
Guy 1: dude you’re being such a foot goblin right now.
Guy 2: you can’t walk no more ha ha
Guy 1: dude you’re being such a foot goblin right now.
by Belle boo April 21, 2023
Get the foot goblin mug.An important rule of gun safety is to treat every gun as if it is loaded.
Bullet goblins are mischievous creatures that put ammunition into unloaded guns when you aren't looking. They love to strike at the worst times possible.
Bullet goblins are mischievous creatures that put ammunition into unloaded guns when you aren't looking. They love to strike at the worst times possible.
A: Here's my gun with absolutely no ammunition inside it. It's perfectly safe!
B: Careful, man! The bullet goblins could have loaded it!
A: There ain't no way, dude! I just checked 5 minutes ago! *shoots himself in the foot* AHHHHH!
B: Careful, man! The bullet goblins could have loaded it!
A: There ain't no way, dude! I just checked 5 minutes ago! *shoots himself in the foot* AHHHHH!
by ghostly-underpants August 19, 2023
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by Goose the moose August 20, 2023
Get the Goblinitis mug.Someone who beats ass in fantasy football and throws upper deckers in the top shelf so suffocate their opponent. Bangs your mother.
You don’t want to play Landon. I heard he’s a fantaszynny goblin. Fantazynny goblin is someone who refuses to lose.
by Ka smiteeey August 23, 2023
Get the Fantazynny goblin mug.by tarljohnson1 August 24, 2023
Get the goblin cockie mug.Someone who doesn't take rejection well & continues to make advances after being told no; a "nice guy";
I went on a date with John and when I told him I wasn't interested in going on a 2nd date, he texted me every day for a MONTH to see if we could reschedule. TOTAL Cheese Goblin.
by kool2bkind August 25, 2023
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