Amish alarm clock

Getting so fucked up that you pass out and your buddies make a farm animal shit on your head.

Dan got so smashed that we had a cow give him an Amish alarm clock.

by Ďëřpďèřp August 26, 2025

Clock

A digital scale

Let me use your clock real qyick

by Nessnice August 30, 2025

Clock It

A "sassy" or sophisticated term to express someone agreeing with another person in a situation.

Person 1 - The earth is flat

Person 2 - The earth is actually round

Person 3 - Clock it!

by zayy._27 September 12, 2025

Clock it

Another way of praising someone, similar to 'slay' or 'good job' but cooler.

Kid: "I just won a fight"
Friend: "Clock it!"

OR

Boy: "Ur built like a bus driver"
Girl: "You're built like the bus"
Friend: "Ooh she clocked your tea!!"

by darealcece September 13, 2025

Prof a clock

Prof a clock is a saying normally used as a sign of distress, if nothing else can be said it helps people understand the situation. It can also be used to describe an intense emotion. Happy, sad, stressed. All can work depending on the vibe.

My money hasn’t gone in! Prof A clock!

Prof a clock this bitch keeps texting me!
Pppprrrof a clock I’m so pissed of rn!

by Chesca x September 23, 2025

Clock Cleaner

A clock cleaner is a person who never will waste time or energy that could be better off spent whaling on the guy who was too rough to leave it at acting tough.

Joe is a straight clock cleaner the way he just demolished Grady T in the lunch room.

by CleenHisClock October 13, 2025

Clock

sex

clock is a thing time tell

by anonymous October 14, 2025