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Tofu Cracker

Used an an insult against a (typically white female) self proclaimed "health guru". Usually obsessed with crystals, energy healing, and follows an extreme form of veganism (may go as far to shame any meat eater).
Health guru: "Make sure to realign yourself with Mother Earth's core every five minutes!"
Everyone else: "Ok, tofu cracker."
by satanicevil April 27, 2020
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covid the cracker

A covidiot circle jerk where participants try to land their ambiguously negative bodily fluids onto a cracker in the middle of the circle. The last guy to land eats the cracker. Covid-19 inspired variant of soak the cracker.
Covid Joe joined his bros down at the lake for a game of covid the cracker.
by bilemonger May 29, 2020
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Christ on a cracker

When something fucks up, your whole day is shitty and something sets you off so you scream CHRIST ON A CRACKER
Mia slips falls and busted her ass, I laughed so hard as she screamed Christ on a cracker
by ViperzZ1706 September 6, 2020
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jacobs crackers

the best creamy tasteful crunchy yummy crackers u could ever eat
“if u don’t like jacobs crackers i am so sorry”
by brickarmstrong September 18, 2020
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Cracker Barrel

A group of white supremacists huddled into a U-Haul for transportation to some event or location where they can harass racial or sexual minorities.
We were having a nice picnic at the lake, but then a cracker barrel showed up.
by Lieselotte June 15, 2022
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Frosted Cracker

A Frosted Cracker is the result of playing the age old game where you and your mates circle jerk around a cracker until you all nut. Thus leaving the last one to nut to then eat the Frosted Cracker
Tony: LOL looks like rob is the last one to nut

Rob: Dang now i gotta eat the Frosted Cracker
by crackhead bible man October 26, 2022
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cum cracker

when a white guy or girl is a pick me
maddy: “ayo your being cum cracker
mckayla: “no im not!”
by deez mf nuts. May 6, 2022
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