Kosovan Wank

A wank performed in the humid environment of a bathroom during a hot shower whilst the other hand is used to insert a finger into the anus.

Person 1: bro I just had a shower. Fucking loved it.

Person 2: another Kosovan wank eh?
Person 1: Hell yeah! I think I have haemorrhoids though…

by AlboWarCriminal March 1, 2023

French Wank

When one cries during/after sex or masturbation.

"You cried after you fucked Max? And Simon? It seems that all you can do these days is French wank."

by Millennial Ghost January 26, 2023

Wank Cave

The location of which Jake Logan lives to masturbate and play with his wee man

“What’s on tonight”
“Off to wank cave to see Jake”

by Krisdemiltion November 12, 2018

Zombie wank

When put your hand in a bucket of ice for 15 minutes and have and wank

I got so bored the other day, that I got the ice bucket and had a zombie wank

by Crimpingshrimp November 8, 2018

Vegan Wank

The act of masturbating with ones elbows, whilst using lettuce for texture.

Eyal: What did you do last night?

Finch: I bashed out a vegan wank in the garden

by HALOTHANES November 11, 2018

wank flapper

Someone with terrible opinions who just won't shut up about them.

Elon Musk is such a wank flapper. He's posting a bunch of tweets about how corporations are people and unions are bad again.

by BernieWHW June 17, 2018

wank-rolling

The out-of-game act of rolling dice to resolve the abilities of your RPG character in imagined hypothetical scenarios. Poor rolls are disregarded as “that wouldn’t” happen, while good rolls grant a fleeting feeling of success. The act inevitably leaves one tapped out and unsatisfied.

Also applies to “testing” your Smashammer Space Marine Captain vs. any number of Xenos elite units.

“After my Wizard learned Fireball, I spent the whole week-end wank-rolling him wiping out orc lairs! I’m so pumped for tonight’s game, I could cast a Fireball RIGHT NOW!”

by Vague Wisdom January 25, 2019